Honestly when you think about it it's people who call other people fruitist who are the real fruitists

My boss is a Red Sox fan. He tucks Red Sox sweaters into jeans. I can only assume you're all monsters.

Slot birch beer in there too above grape

It's like:

That's all I use it for honestly. When I want to like read a book or something or draw and marathon a bunch of Lana Del Rey videos

Grape Soda is repulsive, you lunatic.

Aren't all football fans just Giants fans with an extra qualifier? Because Giants fans are dull

Because his ice is so cold it should come on a cone

Some day you have to not make a snakeboy. Because.. yesterday I didn't see any snakeboys but you made one.

It's that cute little monster after a few promotions

It's a good change.

That too

Everything beautiful eventually dies, and decomposes, and arises new as the glorious mushroom

Baffles me too and yet… here I am buying shit recorded digitally made to be listened to digitally on vinyl. I just think it's fun for something I like a lot

Yeah I seem to have little control over what account wants to work

Sorry, cat.

I think their Absolut Vodka videos are A+ but thats about it for me

Ugh. I'm listening to the Used. What has become of me?

I called to find an available therapist yesterday and couldn't find any even though the website said they were accepting new patients.

Ha! Ha! Wel! I hope more than his mind is open! Am I right? (Am I right?)