My one cat will let you do it for a hot second before his back claw is in your throat

Explain.

It wasn't great but at the end of the day it wasn't kinja.

Selfie and Apartment 23 are never coming back

That whole plot line of JD buying a deck

I'm classic everywhere but newswire

SHE. IS. ON. BREAK.

UNRELATED QUESTION: If I pluck at hairs long enough they'll stop growing? If so for how long.

So you know I. Am. Living.

All you gotta do is mention his love of the child molesting enabler Duggars and he'll just yell at anyone for a few hours and you can get on with your day.

I've always wanted to date a dude named Adam just so I could make this joke all the time

[winks]

I, maybe foolishly, believe we'll end up back together. Either months or a year from now. But, I'm just going to ride it out and have fun I guess - so I'm moderately good/fine. The system shock of going a full day without talking or texting someone I've spent four years with is difficult, but I'm hoping that passes.

Explain.

FINALLY SOMEONE HAS TAKEN DOWN THE MIGHTY MR DADA

After a long summer of cold shoulders and "space" with the guy I was dating for four years I got dumped in August… then a change of mind and dumped again two weeks later. Then just endlessly changing "are we on a break or are we broken up or are we working on things" until.. well, the weekend.

If we're becoming brietbart can I finally admit those naziish haircuts every dude under 30 has are kind of hot?

Yes :(

You make those now?

Cool O'Neal is in a coma and we're gonna duel a chocodile?