Liberals and minorities must be pure at all times or else we risk alienating ourselves from conservatives, who, we should go easy on because we don't want to offend them.

your native account die too?

I care deeply about dumb things all the time.

Not to this either! a mystery @!

I like Ike more like I like bikes, vroom vroom

I've heard stories. Never seen 'em, and, I still love the band. I would still probably see them if given the opportunity.

I'm still disappointed they called it Supper Club and not the Gravy Club

*cracks knuckles*

im still mad at you for your bad interpol opinions

huh thats weird, I actively looked for it and couldn't find it at all.

sorry

It's like a Dirty Projectors concert, man, you gotta look out for what's not nominated.

I never saw any America branded Budweiser, did that actually happen?

Yeah but the song "Art of Almost" is almost (eh? eh?) good enough to justify all of the stuff I don't like.

Jeff, baby, please, gimme that Solid Sound lineup

Where is the petition I can sign to get the I Love Films theme played at the Oscars

Hot Take: Oscars shouldn't stand on condiments, it's only going to make a mess.

In baseball there's WAR, and its the idea of how good a player is above a "replacement player" which isn't even like the epitome of average, its just someone capable of playing without detracting from there team.

Identity crisis!

Is cigarette juice the nasty loogies I hawk up in the morning?