Sometimes the heart is a mystery

He can be CEO of my bed if he'd like

Oh lord I don't dare turn on Hamilton for a while. All musicals are failing me right now.

Ugh. Thank you. Into the Woods became sort of a mantra for me during the election - specifically Last Midnight, but I don't think I have the stomach to find any comfort in it right now.

There was an article yesterday on Jezebel (sorry) that probably summed up everything as well as possible: "Everything is Trash but We Still Have Kate Bush"

There's so many of their songs that just make me happy when you remember how many people are working together to make that sound. I don't know if they're a band that reminds me of the good in people, but, they're definitely a band I've turned to for comfort the last few days

Truly we are living in a devil town

WHATWOULDYOUSAY if that was the plan all along!

this is a horrible story!

I usually like baby faced blonds (which makes me sound gross when I type it out but whatever) but he looks like an actual baby that was hit by some sort of growth ray.

Does it involve him running those eyebrows on bare skin

what if anthony bourdains but too much

It sounds like a real monkey paw wish waiting to happen

Who is to say any of us, if given the opportunity to be interviewed, would not make the same claim

Not my airport

Hmm… rich, white, vows to take away our dental plan..

I do love a dry cider..

Yeah I don't think trump or pence plan on blocking out the sun… yet

No mead? Maybe this trump fella won't be that bad..

Didn't we already deport him to mars or something