?? you know there is no way what you said is true..

I find fishing the broken chip out with another chip and then eating that chip piece saturated with dip on top of the new chip to be… satisfying

Yeah you should really be ending with it

is she credited as little janet varney?

Fuck that attitude and fuck anyone who acted that way

Piss off

Yeah she's crazy self-centered (and I don't think she ever really gave anything to Sookie in return for all the damn last-minute meals she made them), but she was interested in having fun and if you were with her part of her fun was making sure you had fun.

Hey Rhea, if you're reading and I'm sure you are not, I never thought I would joyously agree with a sports opinion on an Earwolf podcast but you pleasantly made me surprised. So if you are reading - yes, I agree with you, death to the goddamned reviews of second base slides.

That's conflicting. Lorelai the person? She's great, I love her. Lorelai the romantic partner? Yeah she deserves Luke and is dumb hat (is it just like… too big and too low on his forehead? it looks so damn weird) and the weird way he stands with his shoulders.

oh my god where have you been through my entire Gilmore Girl watching? I genuinely enjoyed the show but good lord is Rory obnoxious. I want to rewatch the whole show again to see if there is any time (other than her mother) that she let's her scene partner say more than two lines about themselves before she makes a…

He's almost the only person over the course of the entire show that ever calls Rory out and forces her to acknowledge that she is not any better than the world she looks down on. I've maybe never clapped so hard in my life when he reminded her how she paid for Yale.

Follow up ranking:

I'll never understand the hate for Logan. I mean, outside of sleeping with all of his sister's friends - but, if Rory was dumb enough to forgive him then we can as well. He grew into an actual person and wanted to share his life with her.

FINAL RANKING
Logan > Jess > Marty > Tristan > Doyle > Dying Alone > Dean

Remember that kid a while back that was removed from school because he was of middle eastern descent and they assumed his science fair project was a bomb? And he met Obama after. What's the Trump version of that? High fiving some crusty haired middle schooler that that motor boats his math teacher?

all our avclub accounts are dead

I would say there's nothing sadder than… an unsuccessful attempt to masturbate, but I'm aware there are now sadder things.

too sad to be horny

Lucky fella. I probably gained 15 pounds just last night trying to cope.

aw, Tim Kaine is probably playing some real sad harmonica licks in his garage right now