I'll see you at the mandatory, Federal Homosexual Conversion camp. We'll grab those pussies yet

I think that's what scares me the most. Is how our system is so full of horrible, squirming monsters we never give regard to. During the primaries, the fear was Ted Cruz - Trump's dangerous and a moron, but Cruz believed the shit he was saying. Fine, we survived that. Let's deal with Trump, oh he's selected Pence?…

AND THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER
[slouches in leather jacket]

I don't want Trump dying with an erection

Yeah but those that live long, miserable lives get the most opportunities to make the rest of us so

I was afraid to go to sleep last night, almost like I could outlast the news. I could not wake up to this being a reality and, yet…

Really puts all the deaths of people we love in a new, brighter context. They were just getting out while the getting was good.

paul ryan spotted

Well, we can probably say a lot of new, accurate and terrifying things today. But calling that 'new america' won't be one of them

In his sleep? Why give 'em the comfort?

President Trump, and, a new garbage Wu-Tang album? We all win

Yup… that's the video I turned on, loudly, at 1:30 last night. A falling Florence, screaming at me about no resolutions…

I live in a border city as well… can't wait to drive over

No no no no no no no no.

Florence + the Machine for me…

I guess it's the expectation of how much is Trump, or, how much is Pence. But yes, it is a small comfort… like ripping off the sleeve of someone else's sweater and using it to keep your ankle warm. It is some sort of comfort.

Congrats to a nation that will now get ants.

Once she gets away from the wi-fi and hooked to an Ethernet cable to read it she will be steamed

I don't know if after this long, trrrible night that Justin Long is one of the last faces I want to see before I sleep

there is no way most of this is true