That’s actually worse. You stopped watching, but you keep hanging around so you can tell people how you stopped watching.

Because all breasts are static in the real world too and any motion they show is ridiculous.

oh, I get it, she’s more like Adrian Peterson then!

In Gawker/Deadspin’s eyes, the only people who can truly do damage to society and be held responsible for their actions are white men. Seriously, I would like to know how it feels to wake up and dig for different reasons to be a victim every morning. It seems exahusting.

He consistently makes hockey’s golden child look like he doesn’t deserve the C on his sweater. (hint: I’m talking about Crosby)

I really love Holland’s kit.

They have been trying to oversell the whole tournement and ignore that no one is watching it. Its the PC right thing to do.

“It eventually came in the 87th minute in the video you see up at the top, thanks to the same recklessness in attack, technical ability (check out those one-touch passes those women played to each other while frantically sprinting at top speed)“

Pretty sweet bicycle kick for that first goal.

Pretty good bicycle kick in the first highlight too.

What a huge blunder to save that weak bicycle kick and then promptly flip it into your own net.

This is absurd. There has never been an Arby’s with more than 6 people inside.

Hey, he may not look like Happy Gilmore, but that’s a pretty good 2015 Tiger Woods impression.

Oddly enough, this is how people feel about you now!

Just so long as he tries to charge tourists $30 a piece.

How did you come up with your burner name? We all know you’re secretly a middle-aged woman who thinks there’s too much violence on TV, everyone drives too fast, and those kids won’t stay off your lawn.

Michael Sam is Tim Tebow. Liberals love Michael Sam because he is gay, and conservatives love Tim Tebow because he is super-duper Christian. At the end of the day - while they're both probably wonderful human beings - they suck at pro football and there's nothing more to really say about it.

Cut him, this is professional sports and he is a fucking head case. Don’t have time for that if I am a coach.

He figured out there is a lot more money to be made playing the victim of homophobia then actually playing for 5 figures in the CFL. His book deal will land him a few million.

How far? How many 7th round draft picks that don’t play in the NFL make it on “Dancing with the Stars”? He became nationally known by coming out, if he hadn’t, he would probably be a pharma rep right now.