To be fair, it’s mostly Wambach. The younger players are fine, and I really can’t wait for the current 30-and-up crowd to retire (though I’m afraid they’ll stick around for next year’s Olympics).

You’re really going to argue that the WNBA is worth watching simply so you can juice your SEO by linking to another DS post?

Haven’t we established, in multiple unreadable and uninteresting articles, that Wambach is a ball of hot garbage on the backside of her “career”.

Hahahhahaha, funniest joke i’ve seen all day. Thanks for that.

Way to have APPROVED OPINIONS, Tim Burke!. Maybe tonight, your girlfriend won’t cry during your 90 seconds of heavy petting!

He’s right. The women’s world cup is like watching a mediocre boys high school game. What’s the issue?

is he wrong

The tweets were distasteful, but I don’t know how you could possibly be watching the same matches as I am and think women’s tennis is better than men’s.

Deadspin butcher English language by continuing to not understand subject verb agreement.

Who are any of these people? Why are we pretending to care about the Women’s world cup? Countries that love soccer dont care about this crap, are we really that desperate to provide little girls with athlete role models? Male athletes are terrible role models, not sure why anyone thinks women will be different.

Im tryin so hard to enjoy this stuff. It just bothers me that there will be more skill on display at my beer league spring final tonight. That being said Imma be drinkin from a trophy tonight!

Nah, that’s exactly what she’s saying. It was fine for the shame cycle to end his career, what wasn’t fine was when people started saying “Hey, hold on, that’s an overreaction” which is certainly an arguable position - it’s not like the man is ineducable. He’s a guy who made a stupid joke, he’s not a dog that mauled a…

“We need to get out of the shame-spiral… well, we can spiral a little… only until it gets to the exact resolution I believe in.”

Isn’t your comment about that?

Why the fuck is this on Kotaku?

It’s so weird, nothing like that ever happens in bigger leagues

Laugh, but that dude put more effort in getting that ball than you do in any of your posts

Amazing bicycle kick!

Dear Lord I watched that goal live and saw that coming. She took on 3 defenders before dishing off for a “give and go” and the defender on the inside shoulder didn’t stay with her...I love football but struggling with the women’s side of lack of fundamentals.

Filed to: TASE HIM BRO. Nothing more than this needed.