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I despise this concept of infantilizing women, suggesting that they are incapable of making educated decisions about their life and their choices and what they will or will not do for money.

Literally defending Lebron’s dick on the internet

Settle down Lebron.

Lebron’s manhood is stuck in the same place as miserable commenters: in the grays.

the USWNT is literally worse than the NFL since they actually acknowledge their pieces of shit as such. Hope Solo still has a roster spot because she’s a woman so it’s not as serious

How do you feel about rooting for a domestic abuser?

Its a good try to get people to try and care about this event. But women soccer is slow and boring. But A for effort from you guys.

Everything you need to know about the US Women’s World Cup Team:

They’re harboring a domestic abuser and pretending she never beat the shit out of her nephew and sister, which she did.

Who took the photo? Didn’t SI personally murder its photo journalism department?

Dad: OK, I think it’d be best if you just stay there, I’ll pass to you, and he can set up for you to shoot. Anything else would probably be too complicated.

Usually, you want cap space for...you know, free agency. Not minicamps.

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It’s like a yard sale that’s gotten completely out of hand. “What do you think we can get for Mom’s ashes?”

I bet their house floors had carpet and no hard wood.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

She outlines ways to watch the video, namely

I genuinely like most stuff, and I LIKE to like things (I’m hyped through the roof for the new Jurassic Park, for a lot of the same reasons people think it will be terrible) and I can find value in certain things that are certifiably terrible, but I just cannot understand the appeal of Melissa McCarthy. I would

This is the wrongest I’ve ever seen anyone be on the internet.

So how many times does White Precious fall down & swear in this one?

I don’t understand how anyone can write this review with a straight face. She’s an awful actress and one of the least funny people on the planet.