Hey, that snapping turtle is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I hate that animal and want it extinct.

The miserable, diagonal, longest possible route to the ball, dive on the “back turn” goal, legitimately looks like he’s making money in more lucrative business ventures or his family has been kidnapped. Who knows? South america..

Yea. No need to make baseball more niggerish. Baseball is doing just fine. Plenty of spanish and asian fans to take over the blacks.

Yeah, it seems like he is defining black in a way that only suits his argument.

Everything is racist according to gawker!

“Baseball is so white, slow and un-hip”

Why does everything have to become more “black” in order to become better? I’ve seen the way Africa turned out. Perhaps we shouldn’t be so quick to hitch our wagon to their star.

This is such a load of shit I can't even comprehend it.

There are lots of black baseball players. They are just African Caribbean instead of African American.

he put on the single best display of fat-guy athleticism I think I’ve ever seen

Your suggestion that white people are more prone to homophobia than other races?

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

lmao welp

I thought the mistake was doing it with a sea cow, but I have weird morals.

Please do not post pictures of sex acts on your front page. A nsfw with descriptive title would be more appropriate.

“I tell you this, an MLS player would never be able to do that...”

Holy shit. Somebody finally scored in soccer.

But we can see that tummy roll

These goal celebrations are getting out of hand

Maybe Hart never made it in the game at a professional level because of his decision-making on the pitch.