The 'kicking the puck into the net' has been a problem forever. Lucic was trying to kick the puck up to his stick, not to the net but that is what happened. Should be no goal but the interpretation is too fuzzy to be definitive.

Deadspin's not responsible for the dark chapters of your life, Captain. Some of us have addiction in our pasts, doesn't mean they shouldn't do articles on drug busts in the sports world. This is the same thing. No one is denying your severe trauma. God, believe me, what you've been through horrifies us all. It's just…

No snark: LeBron shouldn't have bitched but Mr. Whammy sounds like a bona fide prick.

The AP style book always made me laugh. It was always pretty silly, and especially so in 2015 with everything swirling the tubes.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

I wonder how much of the resistance is that the proposal came from the Sith Lord and the Empire as opposed to say... Jimmy Tomsula proposing it while making a bad analogy about sandwiches

A bake sale? They'll ignore allergies, fire volunteers who they think are about to be too "tired", sell more cupcakes than they actually have in Dallas, they'll set up a stand in the middle of the event somewhere no one cares about sweets, turn a blind eye to the Cookie Monster and all the brownies in New England will…

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

Are you Rob Schneider?

I'm not a fan of Kevin Hart, but you have to appreciate that he's going to make 30 movies in rapid succession before everyone gets tired of him.

Real talk for a sec:

Tuna salad can be ok.

An adorable teenage couple come in obviously dressed up for the Prom, also obviously they have not been to many restaurants with white table cloths. The young man gives his order and I as "Soup or Salad?". He pauses a moment and then says "yes please". I pause...yes what? "Yes, I will have the super salad please".…

Seriously the fact that these dudes recognized they had to right around, and thought about it enough to do it in person, in a public space as to not threaten and Ms. Pearl Clutcher still got offeneded. Nah, fuck her. She feeds exactly into the caracture of fem nazis.

I always wondered what happened to Braylon Edwards' dog.

this is a goddamned lie

His wife is a feminist who has never made a good sandwich.

With all of this soup and sandwich talk, Jimmy Tomsula clearly took some cues from my 5th grade Little League coach. We were warming up before a game and were practicing turning 5-4-3 double plays. Well, the coach's son was covering second and turned his head before catching the throw from third and took it it square…

Next week on "Behind Closed Ovens," The story of some guy who ordered a Reuben with Ranch Dressing on it.

Nah, freehand blow torch. It's amazing what you can accomplish.