The bike was evading. Should have pinned him enough to stop him. How is it today the criminals are now the victims?

What's even sadder is that he'll earn more in a year or two of bashing his brains out than he will in a lifetime of teaching math to kids.

Sure - we prefer to be obstinate assholes about our name instead of obstinate assholes about institutionalized child molestation scandals. Gotta pick something.

editor hahahahaha

Better watch out about calling an athletic and talented black player slick, flashy or any other similar adjectives. Captain Thin Skin Greg Howard will come down from his cubicle and nag your ear off

Slick = OK

You called a black player 'slick.' How did this get by the editor?

Those terms sure are racist!

color me surprised, the site's most incompetent race baiter is getting offended about nothing again. How dare a point guard be described as flashy and athletic

But let no one ever say that FIFA is very, very good at making money: it pulled in more than $2 billion last year...

Yesterdays reddit = today's deadspin. It's a growing trend.

I know evil empires hide profits well but 337 Million Net Income doesn't feel like a lot on 5 billion dollars in revenue.

was that an anti Asian remark?

Seriously, I don't understand how you could possibly take this as offensive unless your skin is as thick as rice paper.

So we're all clear on this, it wouldn't be okay if someone wrote, "Greg Howard is Deadspin's best writer and flashiest race-baiter!," right?

Here at Deadspin, we find everything to be racist.

Seriously? Your over-sensitivity is under whelming. Has it occurred to you that maybe this kid is their best athlete and/or flashiest player?

On to the front page now, Greg Howard, their best race-baiter, most sensational writer!

I've tried figuring out a couple times... what the fuck was the goalie doing? I played for years and I can't think of a single good reason for the goalie to be way the fuck out there.

Doesn't Chelsea understand that nobody's interested in her breasts simply because of who they're attached to?