Your company isn't your friend.

butchering is brutal (esp. pigs). I was a vegetarian for years after being scarred by various childhood hunting experiences (and helping my grandpa out at a slaughterhouse). I think if more people saw what it's like to kills and butcher an animal, fewer of us would eat meat (or eat less).

that's... literally the definition of rape? Are you fucking kidding me??? Flip those roles and anyone would be having a shit fit. I love Amy Schumer, never heard this before, but that's fucking rape and you are an idiot for defending it otherwise

I am a middle school teacher in Chicago, so unfortunately "thot" has been in my vocabulary for like 1.5 years now. It obviously stands for "that ho over there" and is basically a (in my opinion) even more derogatory way to refer to a girl/woman as a slut/ho/whore/etc. It's a versatile word that can be used as a noun…

A man in hockey named Handrahan has a failed marriage? Wait til Reg finds out about this.

For me, it's looking back at who I've loved previously. H-O-L-Y-S-H-I-T am I happy none of that worked out.

This will give him excellent training for when he's married.

Ok, I'll bite: then why doesn't Deadspin address the numerous fuckups that have occurred lately (see, eg, Screengraber)? If you guys care so much about integrity, why not get an ombudsman, instead of having Tim Burke try to play it off when he thinks Kenny Smith is Greg Anthony?

That's the skeptical look of a man who is glad that he will likely be retired by the time next CBA rolls around.

When I see that pic of DeMaurice Smith, I can't help but think he knows all the different ways in which shrimp can be prepared.