To me, Kobe-brain Tatum was during the 18-19 season. This year, Tatum looked a lot better in terms of shot selection and involving teammates. A higher assist percentage and true shooting percentage would also give credence to that point.

You may be right. It’s hard to predict. I look at a guy like Dirk, who never had good athleticism, but was still a solid player until (emphasis on “until,” not “through”) his last season, when he was 40.

Cotton recently caused an uprising at the old Gray Lady when he wrote an op-ed for the New York Times in which he called for the “military to intervene in cities where protests had erupted against police brutality. Critics decried the senator’s suggestion that U.S. troops should be used against American citizens, many…

At this point, I’d rather have Tatum than LeBron or KD. I know those types of contracts are the reward guys like that get for having amazing careers.

“The league is taking every precaution we can...except for the fact that 20 guys are going to be making physical contact and breathing all over each other for 3 hours every game. But other than that, every precaution.”

I mean, they shut it down when Gobert got the virus. Now 3 separate players are confirmed to have it? I would say Adam Silver isn’t feeling great about a restart right now. 

When I was in 7th grade, I drew a picture of Vince Carter on my binder at school. I’m now 33 years old.

You can add a fourth and fifth—my wife and me.

Whether intentional or not, Michael repeatedly calling Kristen Bell “Kirsten” is a hilarious metaphor for the interchangeability and genericness of blonde white celebrities. 

I still don’t believe that any players will be playing. 3 Kings players tested positive, Florida’s cases are going through the roof, and there’s still more than a month to add more to that list.

It kind of looks like his hair and beard are detachable and just strapped around his head. I imagine that’s convenient when he has his skinhead rallies.

Liberty has tried to validate their school through sports. I believe they would have made the NCAA tournament this year, and they also made it last year.

I know what you’re saying, but I wouldn’t want that for Hammon. Is there any chance that anyone will be successful coaching the Knicks with Dolan in charge? Probably not, and that could taint the rest of her career.

I once came across a husband and wife who tried to get me to join their Kiyosaki pyramid scheme. They might as well have had “SCAM” flashing in bright letters above their heads during the whole interaction.

Trump always has someone to blame, even if it’s not true, so I don’t think that matters.

I mean, if you can’t follow the law, you shouldn’t be entrusted to uphold it.

Like a handful of other people in my office, I didn’t show up for work the next day. I told my boss I was taking the day off because I didn’t have the mental capacity to focus on work. To her credit, she was like, “No problem, I get it.”

People fueled by anger, hate, and stupidity tend not to think of the long-term consequences of their actions.

Qualified immunity is one of many things that makes cops feel like they’re above the law.

You’re so right about having that night seared into your brain. It’s like a traumatic event. I’ll always remember my downstairs neighbor yelling “Noooo! What the fuck?!?!” and me feeling like I was moving through a fog for the next week.