At 18 weeks my husband and I learned that our fetus had Dandy-Walker syndrome (basically missing half of his brain and presence of cysts/fluid) and limbs that were measuring weeks behind. After consulting with the top doctors at the Columbia Center for Prenatal Pediatrics, we opted to terminate. The part of his…

Dream-dasher!

True or False: The bathroom is cleaned by magical fairies.

It kind of reads like outsourced freelancer with a keyword count to hit and a rough grasp of English.

zombie baby photoshoot

Ruby Rhod approves:

1.) I don't like 2 Broke Girls. So I stopped watching it. Ooooh! I know, I'm a genius, apparently.

Is it just me or is Target's criteria for "plus size" really fucked up to begin with? I (a 5'6" size 14-16 woman) couldn't fit into most of their XXL coats and jackets, and their shirts? Forget about it. But if I go into most any other store and try on something size XXL, I'm swimming in it. What the fuck, Target?

ugh, if they did this for a bunch of stuff i would be peeved. probably just a typo or w/e. what does annoy me about Target is that they don't seem to have "active wear" for plus sizes - because fat chicks don't exercise amirite? blerg.

No good deed goes uncriticized in a snarky blog post.

They're basically saying outright it is just a correlation. It isn't the wine that leads to more adjusted children... It's the mothers.

I completely agree. Combine "finish what's on your plate" with the very clear increase in portion sizes and be less amazed by the obesity problems north america is seeing.

I've tried it to, but I end up just moving the pile on the bed onto the floor when I'm ready to sleep.

Don't carefully what during mealtime?

You say "asshole cat" as if there's any OTHER kind of cat.

Did anyone else think this was going to be about extending battery life?

I get the sensation that she looked and saw a fat little girl, and then only went back to see the red hair and face when she realized she needed more details to appear human in her article.

Everyone knows the only thing to wear when eating your night cheese is a slanket full of your own farts.