Oh my God, is this guy God?????

But this child isn't being denied touch. She's being given the right to say that, at that particular moment, she doesn't want to be touched.

Not to be Debbie Downer, but as a woman who tried really, really hard to breastfeed and wasn't able to (with heavy emotional reprecussions), I always feel kind of icky when I see "Oh, ha ha" novelty uses for breastmilk. I know it's irrational, but I kind of feel taunted.

Well at least you don't get the added fun of an infuriating commute. Any chance you could walk instead of drive to stretch the time out? The endorphins might be a nice adder as well.

If the value of the loan is small enough to be repaid by a free lunch, it's just better to ignore it and remember not to loan money to the person again.

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

Wow. Amazing how there are so many distinct and nuanced kinds of White chicks, even the really boring, unoriginal ones! Yes, America is packed coast-to-coast full of White women with all kinds of different tastes and quirks and hopes and dreams that vary by state and region...but there is apparently only one type of…

And now I want cake. And since getting that cake would be considered a success, this article has made success exactly a cake.

Back in my day kids were encouraged to read the way God intended... By bribing them with little personal pan pizzas.

only some commenters. #notallcommenters

I always have to wonder at these comments. Isn't every store except maybe Lane Bryant and Torrid for straight sizes? You mean to tell me that y'all slim ladies can't find anything to fit in the literally thousands of stores — ranging from discount to midrange to designer ? Even on the sample sale sites? Really??

That's definitely a good way to live. Unfortunately, some of us have actual hereditary illnesses that require us to go to doctors.

I don't give much of a shit about folding towels. I do give a shit about:

HATE. That's just a happy spin to the old male narrative: "I don't care about the mess, why should I be responsible for cleaning it up?"

I'm confused about the whole "up to God" thing, then. If you are taking medical measures to optimize or increase your fertility, how is that at all different from taking birth control, in terms of meddling with "God's plan?" You're taking measures into your own hands for both. It's the exact opposite of birth control,…

His pain nourishes me!

At this point, I have decided I don't care. According to the app I eat an average of 1600 calories a day (just regularly, not dieting) and I exercise every day. I'm not going to stress about it anymore. I feel healthy. My asthma has all but disappeared. I don't want to count calories, it quickly becomes obsessive in a…

Story time that is only tangentially related that boys-wearing-dresses made me think of:

I suppose avoiding confusion or conflict by teaching the other children not to bully would be out of the question?

I think it's both—really, the trick is that if you're not going to declare your major, you need to also visit with a guidance counselor so you're not wasting time and taking classes you actually need. Of course, you can also just take a few classes at a cheaper school and go from there too