I learned in grad school that men’s lab coats are better. They are easier to move in and they have slits in the sides so you can access pants pockets. It has been more than 20 years since I wore a women’s lab coat.

THATS my new euphemism for vaginas.

It’s a vertical seam that curves to shape to a woman’s figure. Like any seam on a bodice basically. We live in hell.

“A woman doctor” Is the answer to that riddle about a kid in the hospital who’s father died in the car crash and the surgeon says they can’t operate because the child is their son and I guarantee you it would stump Donald Trump if you asked him.

Yes. It is used in dresses all the time.

In this case it’s complicated because the Kardashians probably called the paps ahead of time. So they likely did consent to it as they would a photoshoot.

So on the one hand copyright infringement is wrong and everything, and someone shouldn’t be allowed to just take something they like and use it without attributing or purchasing. That being said, is there really that much money to be made on pictures of Kardashians? Between the amount of photos they take of…

I was ready to come here all, “You don’t own it, honey!!” thinking it was from a professional shoot. But then it’s a paparazzi photo?? No. Fuck those guys. You get nothing.

I generally side with photographers (and writers and freelancers in the arts who generally get screwed by clients) but street photos/paparazzi have always been confusing to me. If I didn’t give you permission to take my picture but you take it anyway, and then I find it and like it so I post it, you can sue me for…

The nude lip trend is terrible. It just makes everyone look wan.

Hot take: the sex isn’t consensual if it’s being extorted from you because your single most vital personal possession is being held hostage.

Scientology is really not comparable to Islam, or any other established faith with centuries of history and millions upon millions of followers.

In a piece that went up on HuffPost this morning, Moss now says that the show is definitely feminist and she is a “card-carrying feminist,” which I find confusingly contradictory to what she’s said before, but good for her!

Replace “Scientologist” with “Muslim”, reread the piece and determine if it still sounds reasonable, especially if your argument relies, out of hand, on dismissing a #NotAllMuslims argument. Either judge the person as an individual, or don’t, but don’t cherry pick. I don’t find Scientology to be compelling and their…

“Our goal is to facilitate positive discussion among solution-oriented people who believe in the power of sharing ideas and personal connections.”

“Basement under the orangery” or British code for “bomb shelter for when the moldy orange American wanker president blows up the world?”

But when women support women, they’re just “voting with their vagina.”

My Guess:

“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss. 

Me too. Yum.