WHAT is this creature?!

My mother believed for years that my brother and I invented the Kevin Bacon game.

I’ve never met Bill Murray, but I did step aside for Kevin Bacon once as he was headed down into the train station on the 86th and Park, with a ton of bags in his hand.

You’re kinda shitty sometimes, too.

Wow, someone feels different from you.

Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

Someone selflessly gave you the option of Oh, Tannendong AND YOU DIDN’T USE IT?!?!

They’re scheduled to wake up 4 months before landing, so it’s like being on a floating cruise ship.

Yes. Prison conditions are uniformly fucking terrible. They are often worse for black inmates, but prison reform should be a universal cause.

“[C]onditions that I would expect to find in a developing country, not...in the USA” sure is widely applicable nowadays. Maybe we should reconsider what it means to be a developing country?

I’m still not sure what to think. Personally, I don’t see how it wouldn’t at least be reckless endangerment to expose someone to an incurable infection.

Wait also, why does the ship have all these fancy amenities if the passengers are in hibernation the entire time? Do they have bartenders and restaurants and entertainment just in the off-chance an idiot wakes up too soon? Wouldn’t the passengers just wake up when they get to the planet? Jesus, the mystery of this…

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers.

The only way I can interpret that is that the defense attorney is claiming the part where the defendant was sodomized with a wire hanger was consensual.

Um. This was rape. Nothing any lawyer says can make that not true, it is clear cut. Secondly, of course it was racially motivated, because who the fuck knows what a “Ku Klux Klan” song is? Third, yes, he was targeted for being “vulnerable” and that vulnerability is intersectional: he is both black and disabled. Black…

and then the attorney...

It’s not surreal, it’s classical.

Every time I look at the picture of him with his finger pointed in the air, mid-shout, I get chills. It’s horrifying and yet it’s one of the best-composed pictures I’ve ever seen; the tie still ramrod-straight and yet tilted with the raising of his arm, the fact that the gun is almost an after-thought in his moment of…

My favorite part of the Drumpf Grille piece:

incorrect. he is always fuckable, even if you feel a little ashamed after.