Time to go look for those Horcruxes.

I’m very disappointed with Bernie’s responses and nearly broke my tv and remote the other morning when Michael Moore was going on about poor misunderstood white men.

im so fucking tired of white women who hate black people and muslims and other poc so much that they want us dead more than they want their bodily rights

The “it was about class” idiots are delusional. I think a lot of Dems would really “like” it to be about class, when Hillary *won* on the economy. The number one concerns of Trump voters cited were Immigration [dogwhistle: Mexicans] and Terrorism [dogwhistle: Muslims]. And that’s it. That’s why he won very simply.

I hope pieces literally break off of him as he realizes nothing’s what he thought it was.

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

Ask politely, but firmly.

I chuckled at “determine who are the terrific people.” He knows like 4 adjectives. I laugh in order to not cry.

How would they get 3 million illegal immigrants out of the country without a deportation force?

I will enjoy watching that fucker age until he delisinigrates. He already looks 90.

Jesus Christ, the fucking word salad.

p.s. looking forward to gleefully dismissing any motherfucker who decides now would be a good time to gloat/lecture me for several paragraphs about why Hillary Clinton is worse than Satan/make fun of me for being sad. today is not the day y’all.

Yes. I mean, I was already crying, but then it became ugly-crying.

You think the rest of the world isn’t gutted by this? Aside from Russia and North Korea, of course.

Watching the video, I think she was close to tears herself, you could hear the lump in her throat and see the tears pricking her eyes towards the end and when she turned to the audience. She did an amazing job of keeping it together in my opinion, having impersonated Hillary for so long must add an extra layer of…

This is the section of the song that killed me:

Canadians have heart that break too.

It means a lot that she covered the often left out verses from the Cohen version instead of the more popular Buckley version. I was pleasantly surprised, especially since she wasn’t going for romantic with the song and instead facing defeat with grace.

I know I’m not. Allowing him to host SNL last year was a Category 5 mistake.

Serious question: are people just letting Lorne & Co off the hook for being one of the first non-news outlets to truly normalize him? Jimmy Fallon got more shit for ruffling Trump’s hair than SNL got for giving him the front and center on NBC’s flagship comedy show.