I’m a Hill staffer, and I’ve worked in politics since the late 1990s. (I’ve only worked with Dan Pfeiffer, and while he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t that great either.)

“I started off my political career not liking [Clinton] very much at all,” he continued. “I developed a very different view of her in the White House, and thought we might have helped contribute, during the 2008 race, to the caricature of her that so many people have right now.”

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

How. HOW. HOW IS THIS GUY SO POPULAR. He seems like he’s even more popular that Nader was, and Nader actually deserved it (even if he did kind of help get the worst president ever elected...).

Don’t think its a coincidence that the Republican nominee is literally made up of Frito-Lay products. Chester Cheetah has already been tabbed to be head of the FDA in a Trump administration.

One beautifully subtle recent example of shade:

I really hope that when Hilary wins Grandpa Bill hangs out in the garden with the grandkids as much as possible.

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

She is so bloody smart, in every kind of intelligence I can think of. I am going to miss her (and the whole Obama fam) desperately.

Can you imagine how tacky he would make the White House if he got elected?

Guys. Guys? Guys.

Michelle Obama has earned far less credit than she should have for her nutrition campaign. If schools in all 50 states followed her recommendations, and simple recommendations like the avoidance of empty calories were followed by the average American, we’d save a trillion dollars in healthcare costs over the next…

If Taylor ain’t hitting that I’m shaking my head at her lol

I don’t know about active butI like to imagine sex with Taylor Swift being very professional and thorough, with detailed post-coupling analysis, constructive feedback and harsh but fair evaluation.

*Tom Selleck

I’m 33. You couldn’t pay me to date a 26 year old. (Insert the “to each their own” disclaimer.)

The first two are in on it.

Why can’t Jezebel just let me have this? Why?

I’d say it’s real and they are actively fucking with y’all because why not. People are going to talk shit either way so you might as well enjoy it

OH MY GOD WILL YOU WITCHES NEVER CEASE IN YOUR EVIL ATTEMPT TO SABOTAGE THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF OUR TIMES???