No, I picture him being the asshole who memorized a bunch of SAT words and regularly uses them to see who’s as “smart” as he is, and relishes in explaining those words in conversation.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

To me, the Kim/Kanye narrative is batshit on its face! If the facts are what they say they are, they can either produce the alleged recording of Kanye’s conversation with Taylor or they can release proof that Taylor’s legal team sent letters demanding that the recording be repressed.

Dear God no one can write stuff like that better than Caity.

WOW. Do you think she knows how hard she is being mocked?

Wait but we are not fully appreciating the opening of this piece:

To me the problem part wasn’t the word bitch all by itself, but that combined with the ‘I’ll get to have sex with her because she owes her fame to me” part. It’s hard to choose between believing Kim K or believing Taylor Swift though- both are calculating (not that that's automatically a bad thing to be when your…

Even ignoring the term “bitch,” my problem was the “I made her famous” part. She was accepting the award for Best Album, she didn’t need you to make her famous, Kanye. Take your ego down a notch.

lol i’ve worked in the music industry since 1999

God this woman is so daft.

Thank you so much for saying this Lauren. A lot of people I care about are Bernie supporters. I get that it’s going to be a disappointment for Bernie supporters. I really do and I respect that. But please for the love of all that’s holy, if you actually care about a progressive agenda, don’t let that that…

Don’t forget, we only got the vote in 1919.

I cried.

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

I’m waiting for someone else to say Yay, Hillary! so that they can shoulder the brunt of the anger and conspiracy theories.

In less than a month it will have been 240 years since America declared its independence and this country began. In those 240 years there has not been a single woman as a presidential nominee of a major party. ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

I enjoyed her speech and thought the delivery was great. I’m beyond fucking excited to see her smash Drumpf into the ground. Boy, bye.