I BET THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS ARE THE NEW BLING RING AND WERE INVOLVED IN THE ORIGINAL THAT'S WHY PARIS HILTON WAS BURGLARED THINK ABOUT IT

UGH. So I used to think McCain was a relatively reasonable Republican who made the shattering mistake of putting Palin on his ticket and thereby unleashing her onto the rest of the world in a laughable attempt to appeal to female voters, but THIS. This is ridiculous. I might grudgingly accept that Obama is indirectly…