A good a place as any to post one of my favorite passages:

Aaron Schlossberg

As someone that worked in a bank, I can tell you this: If you’ve hyphenate your name, expect a life of inconvenience, because truth be told, nobody anywhere will ever be able to find your shit, ever. No two piece of documentation ever match. It is a nightmare. Anytime someone came to my window with a hyphenated name…

*whoooooooooooosh*

You know, if poor whites didn’t embrace a culture of poverty, and didn’t listen to artists like Johnny Cash that celebrate marital dysfunction and drug dependency, maybe we wouldn’t be seeing these problems in the white community.

People are being deliberately obtuse about the Yesha thing. She wasn’t being petty, she gave them an AVERAGE rating (3 stars) on Yelp and hours later some dude is pounding on her door and calling her phone. That is not normal behavior. She is a woman and a strange man is insisting on confronting her at her home at…

When you call the cops, they have to follow the minimum protocol. The cops did not follow this girl around or randomly pull her aside for her ID. They were CALLED to the scene.

I’m just go and grab some popcorn and see if this thread continues.

To be fair, Yale university police did follow protocol and checked ID. Given our current environment with shootings, that is justified.

These kinds of obviously dubious calls to law enforcement by irrational people like Siyonbola’s neighbor should, at the very least, be a misdemeanor infraction and/or a fine.

I have handed out close to 5 million OtterPops and have never, in ten years, even noticed that there are characters on the boxes.

I’m sitting here completely dumbstruck at the blind eye to that egregious display of misogynoir foolishness. That whole scene made me want to spit at the entire show. And I’m trying not to get mad at Panama because I usually find him charming and funny but he spent almost 1,500 words and didn’t even site a damn thing…

I had a case of Saddam’s Revenge in the summer time in Iraq, and it struck when the nearest toilet to me was a port-a-john on the FOB. Did I shit with the door propped all the way open with my rifle in order to avoid being broiled to death? Reader, I certainly did.

If you’re light skinded

got you

Zendaya, Lily Collins, and Greta Gerwig KILLED IT. But there’s no picture of Zendaya’s Joan of Arc realness here and Kinja won’t let me post one. Rude.

It never ceases to amaze me how little alleged “constitutional conservatives” understand how the Constitution actually works.

The last time I tried to ‘get’ someone to order a cocktail with me, I was 21. He was a friend with whom I had often imbibed previously. And he succumbed to my playful urging. At any rate, that was how I intended it to be.

Yah but thats life not lyf. This dude was living lyf and that requires you to live it to the fullest every single day!