Some STRONG hate in these comments. Good lord, y’all.

I watched her Instagram tour and the pure happiness and joy that she and Offset had while walking around that house is infectious and adorable. While I’m sure to all of the high end art collectors here the house is tacky, these are two kids (neither is even 30) who…

Who has a catastrophic trash bag rip monthly?  And takes an hour to clean it up?  I think that person has bigger problems than trash bag quality.

Can you clean that up a bit?

Enhance 34 to 46.

A thing that helped me after buying a house was to show up to every Habitat For Humanity build that I had time for. It really helped me understand how all the different parts/systems in my house work together. 

I usually put it in a zip lock bag, flatten it a bit and freeze it. Then you can just break off a bit as you need. This works even better for cans of chipotle in adobo, which I never use a WHOLE can of in a recipe.

The potential aftermath is probably banned under the Geneva Convention.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

That’s why I just got so tired of Harry Potter... Every time there was a problem, they summoned a demon. Hey, basilisk in the basement, we better summon a demon. I gotta fight a dragon, I’m gonna summon a demon. Sirius is in danger, let’s summon a demon to save him. It was just so predictable that they would solve…

“Maybe Tomorrow, SATAN!”

Well, okay.

I’d like a follow-up episode so we can find out what these “in-laws who foot most of the bill” say when they realize their son-in-law invited a random fucking friend along to join in the mooching.

I feel like all women should be given free Krav-Maga lessons, so that we can handle shit ourselves in scenarios such as this.

Dude, how did you manage to make this about how you could beat ex-army personnel in a fight/footrace lol

Oh fuck no, I wouldn’t spend that much on any piece of clothing that wasn’t meant to keep me from freezing to death.

How do you think Karl will fit in with the rest of the family?

“When someone says they’re ‘not a beer person,’ they just haven’t met the right beer. There really is a beer for everyone. Let’s talk about flavors you like in food and other beverages. If I find out you like chocolate and coffee, then I’ve got an oatmeal stout or a brown porter for you.” —Clay Robinson, Sun King…

“I’d make an argument that this is the hardest style beer to make.”

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

I saw this a long time ago on the internet, and I feel it’s somewhat relevant: