Still looking good AF. Full-stop, Lisa Bonet should teach a master class on how to snag fine-ass husbands. Dayum and dayum:

This isn’t a Chicago high school. Oak Park is a predominantly white Chicago suburb that fashions itself as progressive because it made some efforts to equalize housing a few decades ago. But, of course, that was only after the white townspeople fire-bombed famed black chemist Percy Julian’s house (see: Drunk History…

There’s living below your means, and there’s living like you’re serving time for a felony. Few people can just move to a significantly cheaper area without taking a pay cut.

Not buying it.  As a Duluthian, I automatically assume anyone biking in winter has at least three DUIs.  

I also live in the PNW and my favorite type of rain is Turbo Mist. Tiny droplets fucking everywhere. Not really fog, not really rain...kinda like the cloud themselves just descended onto the streets

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

Seems like a beach house is sort of like a boat or pool... You don’t want to own one... you want a friend who owns one...

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

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when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Over the past two years, I’ve seen three close family members die “natural” deaths and the last few days/weeks of pain and semi/unconsciousness were clearly not pleasant for them or the family. Morphine doesn’t help once cancer spreads to the bones and they’re crying out in pain every time you have to turn them. As…

Double bass>>>>saxophone

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

Hi, I’m the Julie who lives at that truly amazing place Ponden Hall. Your article, Kelly, is right in every particular, BUT I can brook no criticism of my most excellent Aga! Cooking times are highly predictable; temperatures are boringly uniform, and, rather scarily, I fear that without it my cake-baking superpowers…

That looks like one of my wash towels that I’ve had for like, 5 years that has a rip down the side but it’s the only wash towel I have that is rough in just the right way to exfoliate but not tear my delicate skin to shreds so I keep washing it and washing it until it will ultimately disintegrate.

Whew I thought you were going to mention heavy drinking. I’m off the hook!