So you’re telling me Goldie never stretches her legs out or just, you know, changes her position? Because kids are super squirmy.

Creative idea, my only problem is the space under your seat belongs to the person behind you. This is great if your in the very last row with a bulkhead behind you or the seat behind you is empty. If I was sitting behind Jane there is no way Goldie could stretch out with out one of us kicking the other

You, lady, are clearly winning at life.

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

Yes, the extreme lengths to which he has gone to solidify her princess status, the unhealthy focus on her, and the singling out among her siblings.

What I’m about to say will bring in all kinds of deserved excoriation. I just got this extreme gut feeling that this man is sexually abusing his daughter. And now I’m going to hide.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

As much as I hate the “they’re just jealous” explanation for bullying, when it comes to body acceptance trolling there is definitely a strong whiff of jealousy underlying all that anger and cruelty.

I had a coworker at my last job who was routinely furious that, even though I was fat and she wasn’t, I still allowed myself to enjoy food while she subsisted in Lean Cuisine and fat-free yogurt. It made her SO angry, and she just couldn’t shut up about it—she’d hover around my cubicle at lunch time and make comments…

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…

Bribery and lies. You do what you can to survive.

Secret occult history was pretty much why I wanted to watch it.

So like - how did you make your new friends? I need some new friends in my new city and I’m not very good at it.

Can we address this tiny, tiny baby head on this rotund woman’s body. #goARTyourself

I hate to break it to you but by having any sort of wedding at all, you are contributing to the ‘wedding industrial complex’. Also destination weddings are super ‘in’ right now. So not only are you contributing, you’re trendy!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Sweetheart, you are worrying entirely too much. Do your own thing. All the traditions are new. 6 grand on a venue isn’t cheap, so try not to pretend it is. It’s what you want and it’s nice. I will quite proudly tell my daughter I got married in the staff cafe ;) don’t worry about what you’ll tell yours.

9. Small Cats.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.