Jenner also said he’s a conservative

I can’t and won’t watch anything of his anymore

As a matter of fact, I am a working journalist. And my publication, like publications everywhere, uses “alleged” all the time. Why? Because flat-out saying someone did something they have never been charged with, let alone convicted of, is both irresponsible and a good way to get sued for libel.

I’m all about traveling in the off season. You can do more with the same amount of money. I’m also a fan of doing research beforehand to look for special passes or reservations you might need to make before you’re in the country (like the Japan Rail Pass).

I've said it before, but I just can't stay on the Paul Walker Grief Train knowing about his penchant for teenagers. It's still sad that he died, of course, but this huge outpouring is unnerving. Let's just say the sadness is tempered by a full-body skin crawl.

My baby is way cuter.

Happy Birthday! Here is some nsfw Fassbender, since he’s your b-day twin and all. No other motives, obviously.

I'll say what everyone, including my big-swinging-dick-self, is thinking:

From the day I was born until the day she died my grandmother was 100% my best friend. She was and is my role model. It's not like I obsess tabout getting old I just accept it. She said I kept her feeling young and I told her that she made me feel like getting old wasn't at all the worst thing that could happen to me.

At 50+ I can say, we are you and you are us, sometimes it's hard to hear/remember/feel that, just as, at any age, it's not always easy to remember how you felt during a younger phase in life or to anticipate what an upcoming phase will do to your sense of self. (edit)

Eva Mendes can take my sweatpants off my cold, dead body.

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

My husband uses toilet roll to blow his nose. If he has allergies or a cold going on, he will take a roll out of the bathroom to keep in the living room/office/kitchen where he is. Then he will leave it there.

That's so disappointing that a group of war criminals who carry out widespread ethnic and religious cleansing, rape women, and employ child soldiers...eat junk food. I mean, profiteroles with cheap chocolate? How gauche. With all the money they steal, surely they could fly in some artisanal toast. I'm worried…

Wow. You can't let this go.