Another option is to toast your break before dredging the bread in the batter.

Have y'all seen this blog, because it has me dying laughing every week. Well, there is some stuff that has me going, "Dude. No. We do not say that." but it has improved.

THIS COULD BE US BUT YE BE PLAYIN

"DAT ASS"

MAYBE SHE CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD MULTIPLE TRIBRAS.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Karen Milton:

They probably didn't know. That's why we medical people are screened once a year. TB has an indolent, nonspecific prodrome. In lay terms, it's slow, and the symptoms aren't glaringly TB. That's why we are torn whenever someone is admitted with an undiagnosed lung lesion. Do we need to put them on full TB precautions,…

I remember the nurse gently wiping my ass for me while I screamed at my husband, "LOOK AWAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOOK AWAY".

Needs more otter.

Elliot Cowan forever

i was hit a lot as a kid. by my mom, who was just angry at my dad for never being home. i got hit so much that my neighbor called social services on us. it was after she heard me screaming while my mom was chasing me around with a wooden chair in her hands, steam blowing out of her nose.

Children who were "beaten" won World War II,

since bill paying is all online for me now, i keep a folder of bookmarks of websites for my bills. and it's broken down into subfolders: utilities and luxuries. when things get tight, things in the luxuries folder go first: netflix, hulu plus, internet. i haven't had to cut off internet yet but on occasion, big…

Ugh all of this. I like the kind of place where I can order (and then subsequently finish) a bottle of white zin and no one says a goddamn thing about how tacky I am. Haters to the left. I'll be over here with 100,000 breadsticks and my pink wine.

Because Olive Garden IS FUCKING AWESOME. You can get all the breadsticks, soup and salad you want. And they sell booze. And the pasta is BOTTOMLESS. It has no bottom. And then they also figured out how that you can deep fry like 92 percent of all Italian dishes. It is only second best to Red Lobster aka the greatest…

Everyone is talking about The Olive Garden because it is the perfect mix of fine and casual dining that makes you feel at home with its warm aesthetic and reasonable prices.

Once upon a time, my partner and I were in a steak restaurant in France.

It's also common practice for beginner tattoo artists to use bananas to practice. Banana peels have a similar feel to human skin when tattooing, apparently.