Let's be honest Joan.

ok, sold. P.S. I am not into blonds, never read and dont want to read 50shades, but i like SofA and loved Pacific Rim.

Please, Charlie, call your penis "250,000 pounds of awesome."

Garbage. I stopped reading halfway through.

Ah, joshikousei.

I need helping waking up, not sleeping.

I would like to just stop hitting on gay guys. That's all I want. It's embarassing for both of us.

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gawker, of Deadspin, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the grossness of men fails, when we forsake our filth and break all bonds of bachelorship, but it is not this day. An hour of nagging and discarded lucky…

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

What this totally skips over is that "I feel" and "I think" is actually a technique taught to you by different therapies (CBT, DBT, non-violent communication, etc) that help people have healthy relationships. The purpose of I statements is to be able to communicate your needs without getting derailed into a discussion…

Two of my great aunts stuffed my other great aunt's bra when she was in her coffin, because her legendary giant boobs had deflated in death.

We saved at least $1 million by not having the wedding at the Vatican and reception in Monaco. And by not booking the Rolling Stones, Beach Boys, and Bob Dylan. And by not hiring Steven Spielberg to video. And by not getting fresh flowers from the Philippines. And by not saying, "Yes to the Dress," on TV. Instead…

You paid what you originally negotiated for the venue and they shifted dates on you—I don't care if they waived some surcharge for a date change they forced on you, you didn't "save" $11K. Between that and getting a price drop of $5800 on a live band accounts for EIGHTY PERCENT of the savings you cite.

While I agree with the tips as a whole, I do feel a little...misled? by the $21,000 number, considering more than half of it came from the venue making a mistake and offering a very generous compensation— something that I doubt happens that often or at such a large magnitude.

I'm currently planning a wedding, and this article isn't very helpful... I agree with others that the band thing is crazy... better advice is to find a band that you like that plays smaller gigs and doesn't usually book weddings and is willing to do something for $1000. And find a place that doesn't usually book…

You picked a fine example.

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