Nobody?

It's not Pepsi flavored Cheetos, it's Cheetos that are meant to be pair with pepsi, like a fine wine and rare exotic cheese

Would be a shame to let all that go to waste...

particularly the hint of lime ones

I was once sitting at a table in a bar when a creepy, very drunk guy came over, sat himself down right next to me, looked me over and said "Heyyy, you should give me your number." I stared at him and said "I don't have a phone." My phone was sitting on the table right in front of me. He looked down at it, looked back…

I regularly use my husband's Barbasol to shave my legs. It's so much fun to play with! The fancy lady shave gel I have doesn't foam up enough to create an Abe Lincoln beard.

Oh my, Old Spice smells so good under my lady arms. Much better than that cloying baby powder, jolly rancher, or faux flower smell that lady's deodorant provides.

This is exactly what I was looking for so that I don't have to replace my recently purchased $50 MK802 IIIs with a new $35 Chromecast.

Also, say in your sexiest Sean Connery voice, "The game is afoot."

Don't mock her cake — she's marrying the Stig. They say he's a secret collector of sweater fuzz, and that he was born with a silver gear shift in his mouth.

Aaaah, for the days when the fedora was a sign of a hot archaeologist. *sigh*.

But how will I cool off my Schweddy balls???

Statue fucking?

"shit4entertaining" would make a good name for a party-supplies store.

You are beautiful!

Victoria porn was truly some of the best porn. Nothing like repression to really get your pen whet.

I see your Yoga Dog and raise you a Twerking Cat...

Mostly unrelated.

I've seen some really angry outbursts from the guy on the left - he even beat a car with a tree branch.