My SO actually gets kinda bummed out if I hold doors for him. He mumbles under his breath "I should hold the door for you" and I say "HAAAY YOU BETTER WALK FASTER THEN, YOU SHORT-LEGGED FUCK!"

1. I love fat cats.

I am always down for Disney Princesses re-imagined as whatnot.

God damnit, Illinois. Another reason to be wary of the people around me.

Sounds like a horrible woman. He dodged a bullet. Sorry that it ruined his day and his exam though.

OH I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

Oh it's just frustration. And I am super jelly of all of you who got all 200. Vex you little minx.

Aaaaaawesooooooome!

Fuck that side quest.

Oh come on! Dad is holding out on you and that is not fair.

oooooooooooh. I would wear you so hard.

Just lovely! Everything is beautiful.

Oh god that is so pretty.

You go on and get it, Betsy!

DID YOU SAY "ABE LINCOLN?!"

Oh Ruth, you slay me.

Dunno why but "sentient fog" makes me think of da GOOP.

That is def Medieval Times.

BOTH!