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But he must keep his vow of chastity! The teeeeeeeeension!

*eyebrows lifted all the way to the hairline* You get that your company is highly unusual, right? This is so far outside of the box that it’s in another building entirely. And every job I’ve ever had has been extremely team focused.

Your approach to management is terrible. In fact, it’s so counterproductive that you have completely lost site of being manager to your employees. One on one meetings are EXTREMELY important when dealing with personal development, growth, and contributions to the company. Your employees probably think you’re a very

Your approach to management is terrible. In fact, it’s so counterproductive that you have completely lost site of being manager to your employees. One on one meetings are EXTREMELY important when dealing with personal development, growth, and contributions to the company. Your employees probably think you’re a very

I’m literally in risk management and we still don’t have policies like this.

I’ll admit, I would never want HR to sit in on my annual performance review. In my world, having HR in the room isn’t good.

And some company cultures it’s done, especially when everyone travels.

Okay. You must work in a different kind of organization than I do.

Also, infidelity isn’t a thunderstorm that you accidentally get caught in. It only happens because one wants it to happen and one takes steps to make it happen.

Not really what it says at all, but putting that aside I’ll give it a try: my wife’s job involves doing all the things her male coworkers do, which includes meals and meetings with clients and vendors. A lot of these are one on one, because it builds relationships, cuts through the BS and gets shit done. If she or

How about this criticism (in addition to the ones in the article, which don’t focus on religion): one of the tweets above asks what reason any married person would have to dine alone with someone of the opposite sex, ever. And the answer to that is simple: the same exact reasons a person would have to dine alone with

I’m laughing at the thought of a guy literally finding himself as desireable as a worthless made up unit of currency and him not seeing the irony.

Ah, but those of us that are old and/or fat are basically written off as ‘unfuckable’ and therefore not REAL women in the eyes of these asshats.

Get me a first treatment of a succubus sentenced by Angel court to work at a TGI Friday’s, and to occasionally assist a priest who is an exorcist and paranormal investigator for the Church.

A man 35 years my senior joined my office last year. We were supposed to be co-counsel for a client 5 hours away last summer. We scheduled a trip to visit with the client. I wanted to drive, and he wanted to fly. He comes into my office and proceeds to tell me that we cannot travel together because he made a

Seriously, dude - oysters, tacos, and corndogs?! You were asking for trouble. Why didn’t you just add green M&Ms to this hedonistic hash?

WAIT

Right? Eating lunch or dinner with my boss was always a great time to get some one-on-one mentorship and advice in a setting where I had his undivided attention. I wanted guidance on my career, not to seduce him.

Let’s reframe the statement a bit. Instead of makeup, let’s say she said “I’m taking a moral stand against the meat industry and have stopped eating meat completely”, and then it turns out that she has a burger every day (but just a slider, so it’s ok), and when she’s called on it, she goes “fuck you, I do what I

The thing is, the beauty standard isn’t really “women must wear makeup” so much as “women should look beautiful but also like they put absolutely no effort into looking beautiful.” So when a woman presents herself as having put no effort into making her face look a certain way while actually putting on makeup to make