Oh my god, you know somebody’s going to read this headline and take it as a dare.

You got hours and hours of women’s time making coherent arguments up above. It didn’t work. Now we’re just reduced to pleading for some sanity.

OH HOLY SHIT YOU ARE NOT BEING OVERSENSITIVE.

If this became the universal thing, I expect a lot of men will resort to suicide, mass shootings, or just plain living in misery.

Oh my god. Bro. Please stop trying to explain how women think, because it’s not making any sense.

I was speaking specifically about “good looking, charismatic, funny, men and women.” [...] So, your comment really doesn’t apply.

It’s the “wrong” thing about someone for me. I don’t want to be with someone who is shy. I find confidence sexy.

Best. Supernatural spinoff. Ever.

So what you’re saying is.... you want a show about a sexorcist?

“In my world, having HR in the room isn’t good.”

Oh, wow - that’s so foreign to my experience. I meet individually with each of my direct reports every other week (and with my own supervisor slightly less often), and that’s the overriding expectation in my sector. Perhaps it’s because their work is largely individual, but there’s just no productive way to really…

“we will probably need to have HR involved if this is a personnel issue and if it’s not HR related then we can meet with the team to discuss it.”

Oh, dear. It seems I need advice.

The foundational assumption here is that men and women can’t eat together because they find each other’s gender attractive, right?

As a bisexual, does this mean I’m doomed to eat alone?

I know very close to nothing about football, so I’m probably missing out on a fantastically sick burn there, but the Miami in this context is the one in Oxford, Ohio.

I mean, I’m not wedded to this point, but FWIW, I was looking specifically at undergrad rankings. But possibly I’m also a snob and unwilling to give Ryan any credit for anything, both of which I acknowledge might be failings on my part. ;)

I mean... US News ranks them “tied for 79th” on a scale that goes down to “tied for 220th.” They have a 65% acceptance rate. It’s not Trump University, but I think that’s pretty much the definition of “middling.”

“The real lesson here is that if you call yourself something, the GOP will believe that is what you are.”

I will say, though, that watching that movie (or The Mummy, or Gods of Egypt) with actual Egyptologists is *the best.* 10/10, would marry an Egyptologist again.

Honestly, as someone who a) uses the ladies’ room exclusively (unless there’s a line) and b) pulls “bathroom lookout” duty for a variety of trans family and friends, this doesn’t concern me. You know how you tell someone’s not up to shenanigans in the bathroom? They enter, they do what they need to do, and they leave.…

Summary: “people don’t always agree with you, so you shouldn’t have opinions about what other people say.” I think... you may not be the target audience for this conversation. Or, um, most conversations.