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Hello! I’m flattered that you made an account just to hate on me in the comments on this video review of a game about Baby Bobby’s Barbie Dolls making each other explode with swords. That shows dedication. Dedication is an admirable quality. I fully endorse your decision to dislike me as a person, and to summarily

How are any of us supposed to get anything done today now that you’ve unleashed this?

As someone that doesn’t watch the OWL or care about the game at all.. I clicked on this link to read about it based on the headline as it sounded interesting. I did find it interesting. However all the topics you just listed, “AimGod arrived in NA today, big deal. Fl0w3R turned 18 today, pretty big deal. OWL patch

You make poor points.

Assassin’s Creed Origins is 35.99 on XBL Store and Amazon, 59.99 at Gamestop. The price is identical to the amazon price and has the added benefit of just pressing a button on the marketplace and giving the game to a friend... I don’t think it’s a struggle to see why this might be a convenience.....

You don’t have an Xbox so you dont know that the digital game prices for games are cheaper anywhere periodically. Amazon recently has had sales on digital copies too but MS store has had them for a lonnnnnng time now. But sure, act like a douche and diminish a perfectly cool feature.

It’s by no means a make or break thing, and it’s not going to make up for the Xbox One’s struggling slate of exclusives, but it’s kind of a no brainer to me. A lot of the people in my life play games and it would be great if I could send them digital codes every once in a while.

How’s Mister Fahey doing?

How is he thinking hard?? As someone who’s in 3D modeling, those details are wonderful to see and take note of. Perhaps you should start thinking more?

I really like the small details Blizzard does to these characters. Like the fact she has two moles on her back and one oh her left shoulder.

I mean she’s a created CGI character, they could have easily gaven her “perfect” skin but nope, even her skin has character.

Wow that is terrible... I’m impressed by his composure at such a time. Hope he does what he loves with what time he has left.

Dang that’s rough. This level of composure always blows my mind, how someone can talk about their eminent leaving of this world in such a matter-of-fact way, and continue to focus on their profession.

Why are there no games revolving around mashed potatoes and gravy?!

Regardless of the timing and whether it was posted elsewhere first, Kotaku’s responsibility isn’t to look after the health of individual fan projects, it’s to share news of interest to its readers.

And Reinhardt has to aim fire strike, and Winston has to aim his jumps properly. That wasn’t the point.

Thank you!

For some of us, Mike is kotaku.

OMG MIKE!