Anyone who’s been around here for any length of time knows that Kotaku is much more interested in promoting and fostering the gaming community than it is in making some quick YouTube royalties. Shit happens! Everyone is going to be OK in the end.

Goddamnit Kotaku I thought we talked about this, don’t make me cry with your articles. We had a good streak. You’re grounded.

Why is a commenter like you even on Kotaku? People here love video-games, and shouldn’t be shamed for it.

I’m sorry that baseball doesn’t have enough jingling car keys in front of your face for you.

Okay, this getting ridiculous... Sony shouldn’t be winning over Microsoft this hard nor this easy:

There are plenty of people who don’t know what they’re doing with passwords (https://wpengine.com/unmasked/). So, perhaps tips like these are still worth mentioning—just a little bit.

Kate, I’m going to offer you +10 internets today. You’ve earned that having to review and write about this game. You’re a trooper and deserve a bonus. Tell your boss to take you out for ice cream or a nice coffee or something and throw in a little something, something in the ol’ paycheck. The Kotaku readers have…

Nintendo is not the publisher for this title. It was released via Hamster Co.

This group of kids can teach everyone a little lesson regardless of personal politics.

They keep giving me POINTS

Kuma warps reality simple by existing.

Negative Thought: This is why people make fun of millennials.
Distortions: Overgeneralization.
Positive Thought: It’s good that someone found a way to cope with a problem.

That’s literally what this is. Next comment

You’ll pry my life-ruining mobile games from my cold dead hands

Clearly you’re not a golfer

Exactly, fuck people trying to become better at emotional regulation. Be perfect straight out of the womb or go kill yourself.

Yes, hah hah dude had to use a therapist’s tool.

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.