This is why people hate soccer.

Posted it before, but found this hilarious.

Last year when I posted a blip of the New York store reacting to Metroid Prime 4, my dad texted me to tell me that he was excited for all the nerds.

Also denying sexual assault allegations this week, you guessed it...Frank Stallone.

Jerusalem Post’s Twitter presence is strangely sub-par compared to most news services. They also seem to follow an awful lot of horrid trolls, which I assume is something automatic rather than by choice (they lean right but not that far right). Not surprised they messed up.

STAT | 16.74 million - The number of Switch consoles Nintendo expects to have sold by the end of its fiscal year (March 30). That would put it well ahead of the Wii U’s lifetime-to-date sales of 13.5 million after just over a year on shelves. The Wii U launched in November of 2012.

I’ve been working with Cecilia on this story since Thursday, when I warned her that things would likely blow up over the weekend and that she might have to work Saturday and Sunday. Which she of course agreed to do immediately, because she is a trooper. Her hard work is the reason that this story is more thorough than…

Track: Paid In Full | Artist: Eric B. & Rakim | Album: Paid In Full 

“But actually Bernie, our most interesting find is that you’re also related to Donald Trump.”

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Brooklyn 99 is the superiest show

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Re: Corpse Run

I really don’t understand what the big goddamn deal about having to use your phone for voice chat, setting up matches, etc., is. Everyone has their phone all the time. That’s why Nintendo did it this way. And voice chat is what it’s for! Why is it such a big fucking hassle for everyone to use it for this?? It…

Detroit looks promising but damn if this isn’t the most boring E3 ever. Every last game Sony showed (minus Uncharted, VR and indie) were at E3 2016 and I don’t think a damn one of them will see the light of day B4 2018. Why waste the damn money to show up at E3 if you’re just going to show us the same games from 2016?