I can’t imagine what it’s like for your poor mother when she washes your cum-spackled cartoon girl body pillow every 6-7 months. Just the utter disappointment and resignation.

One of the best things about being an employed adult is that i never have the least bit of an inkling to get anything “free” on National Whatever Day or free tacos at Taco Bell. I’d rather have the hour of my life back (or hell, 15 minutes) and spend the $.89 on any other day than get whatever free item is being…

She looks like if you cut her she’d ooze crisco and syphilis 

Where in the Oregon? Oh, Springfield, par for the corpse.

I feel incredibly conflicted about women “opening doors” to being featured in this arena.

What about the condenser?

[shrug] EVERY Republican or Republican/”conservative” apologist or enabler is a shit and can be presumed to be a liar. If not lying, they are promoting a fact that is distorted and intends to harm w/o other purpose or inconsequential.

Meh. When I was in college, I was taking trips to Vegas to see the Grateful Dead. Party on, Malia.

I mean the president is basically sepiatone under a sodium lamp IRL.

It’s just how her optic nerves work.

When your idea of “art” is the drawings from the 50 year old “Bible Stories” book from the back of your church that shows Cain with a very blonde, well-coiffed greaser cut and an Andre the Giant fur singlet, making photos black and white is downright sophisticated.

That last one sounds like a fun way to spend the afternoon…

There were no winners in that video, but the conscious attempts by people on the left to crucify these kids without making proper reference to everything that led up to it, show their biases, not the kids.

Wrong website, bitch.  Keep it moving.

Do we want him too? Not me. You know he’s end up fucking it up somehow, and probably still will without officially being present anywhere. I wouldn’t want his disingenuous bullshit in print and on the airwaves, anyway.

He hasn’t done anything that resembles any actual work, so why start now? 

Look, he’s doing everything he can every day to take this country back to the era that made Martin Luther King Jr.’s work necessary, ok?

You sir are a stupid asshole.

Okay there, Tomato sleeper account.

Please name someone, anyone, who is “against borders”.