That's why session IPAs are becoming a thing. Lighter, smoother, less boozy, and decidedly better than anything from the big guys. Founder's All Day IPA is great if you're looking to spend some time on your buzz instead of taking the highway to drunktown. Personally, I'm always shooting for 6.5% or higher and…

Ya, why not just say "Penn." or "PA" or "I don't know how to read"?

No it's not. I'm from Mass and went to school in Philly and I can tell you that Sam Adams Boston Lager is trash and Yuengling is better without a doubt. Now if you want to start talking some (most) of the seasonals that Sam puts out, yes, head and shoulders about Yuengling but regular Sam is awful.

Be gone troll. I'm done with you

You are a jackass. First off, I am not naming anything. I called it by what most people call it. The name is fucked and I apologize that people call it that and it's triggering but don't act like I made it up. And if you don't think it makes people look like shit then you're blind. That's not classest, it's…

People call tank tops that, they just do so get over yourself since you clearly knew what I meant. It's obviously meant negatively since they look like trash. And you know exactly what's meant by "the real world" so stop being obtuse. As you said, many people don't have a dress code but many do just as this school…

Get over yourself. You absolutely can do that and you can also route against them for the acts they've committed but I'm not going to stop watching something I love because some asshole acts like an asshole.

No but that's also not the point. High school is seen as the last step for many before the real world and thus there is a responsibility to prepare people for it hence a dresscode that's basically asking for the slightest bit of modesty from both genders. Guys can't go around in basketball jerseys or wife-beaters…

This assumption bothers me. Just because typically only females wear something that's against the dress code doesn't made it singling out women. No beared shoulders also bars wifebeaters and basketball jerseys too that men would/could wear.

All due respect, this isn't anti-women; it's that men cannot/do not get away with wearing super short shorts and don't expose their midriffs or wear tank-tops (save for basketball uniforms which, ugh, don't.) It's not always sexism.

No jokes. This is fucked.

I can. Jamaal Charles shat on my dreams, Antonio Gates briefly revived them, then Brandon Marshall - on one goddamn ankle - put em back in the toilet. I hate fantasy football.

Boo fucking hoo, my team sucks now and I want them to dump the coach who's won two Super Bowls (both against my team fuck you very much) in the past 7 years. Again, HE WON TWO SUPER BOWLS. He basically is a member of the family and has earned the right to get a full season.

Exactly. It's easy to assume you replace a guy like that with the next guy like that but what if you get Mike Tice? Or even worse, what if you get a guy who's juuust good enough to do well enough to keep his job but not nearly good enough to ever be great? Better pray you have Aaron Rodgers, Clay Matthews, and…

Ummm he did that all of last year

Ummm he did that all of last year

You have some really good WRs, I'm actually kind of jealous. I wouldn't even contemplate starting him over those guys unless he has another monster week. Remember, he didn't have a single catch in the second half and Shorts may be back. I need to see it one more time before I'm ready to commit to starting a Jaguar.

I picked him up and am contemplating benching Riley Cooper for him. Probably going to wait one more week and make sure he's not the next Kevin Ogletree but I appreciate the breakdown.

Maybe you don't need to patronize the NFL but I do. It's the only thing that keeps me from jumping off the roof at the end of summer and when winter sets in. I'm not going to stop doing something I love because of its crappy leadership. You can always move to Canada too but you stay here because, one would assume…

This is so spot on. Deadspin should post phone numbers to the league office and every sponsor's corporate office. You then drown them with complaints and say exactly why you will no longer be supporting said product (even if, like Budweiser, it's not one you'd support anyway) until they remove Goodell. Watch how…