Sure, Flair is a shell of his former self, but look at the bright side. Thanks to that brief appearance, six of his wives got another alimony check and the IRS made a few thousand bucks that’ll help pay off his massive tax burden. So there is that.

But but but, they had “the best QB ever” for over a decade. Surely if that argument holds weight there must be more to celebrate, no?

That’s why the Patriots only have four banners: Super Bowl XXXVI, Super Bowl XXXVIII, Super Bowl XXXIX, and — on the opposite end of the stadium — “16-0,” which is still very sad every time I see it.

Putting up a banner for being better than the Texans, Titans, and Jaguars is arguably more embarrassing than putting one up for getting to the conference championship game.

All those swimming trophies my mom has displayed so proudly all these years suddenly seem to shine a little less brightly today. Thanks a lot, internet. You ruin everything.

At least we can all agree that both these guys enjoy spreading their seed, the only difference being that Cromartie seems to hit a lot more targets.

I can see how having a beard would hurt your likeability and general marketability.

Soccer seems so much easier to call for me. You get behind the last defender before you touch the ball=offsides. I have no idea what all those things on the ice mean in hockey.

The men’s game really needs to get rid of the ridiculous “call a timeout after you make a basket” rule. If you made a shot, you should no longer be credited with possession and be able to stop the game before the other team inbounds the ball. It makes the end of halves insufferable.

Alternative: Make weed mandatory. Just for fun.

Or the hair was something she loved and, being unable to perform any traditional means of “corporal” punishment that might be effective (spanking, standing in the corner with your arms horizontal, etc etc), he was forced to get creative. This, he thought logically, is a harmless punishment. Its the equivalent of…

Because it’s not a point worth belaboring in an already long article about a whole other dude.

That’s a fine opinion, but it’s wrong.

Calling him a “tall Nate Robinson” doesn’t really make your point. Nate Robinson has freakish basketball skills. That’s literally the sole reason he played in the NBA for a decade despite being smaller than me.

So if I am reading this right, you’re ranking JR Smith (now on his fifth professional team, including a stint in freaking China) as a better NBA player than Ho Grant, Jeff Hornacek, Derek Fisher and Eric Snow. If I am wrong, I apologize. If not, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (gasp for air) BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

One of my cats sits on top of a recliner I have to get past to get to the kitchen, and he always swipes his paw at me to grab me and bring me in.

"One of his favorite things to do is put on LeBron's championship ring (he has to use two fingers)."