Here's the thing. The NFL is tax-exempt so Congress does have the right to be like, "Hey, wtf are you doing?" One day they'll go too far and these billionares may have to pay taxes on the $80 preseason tickets and $40 parking lots.

I rarely go below 10%. That's my run of the mill shitty service tip and even that is a rarity as it takes a lot for me to be unhappy with service to the point I'd go lower than 15% and default to 20% unless I have reason to change but if someone's aggressively assholey or rude you don't leave zero tip, you do what…

There is nothing inconsequential about a refilled drink. As a server there are only 2 things you need to do to provide a good experience to diners:

Right but she was initially arrested too, presumably not for assaulting him from the floor of the elevator, and they used that fact to squeeze every last bit of doubt out of anyone that was naive enough to believe Rice's own attorney's hypotheticals. I know because I bought that shit and feel really foolish today.

Right but she was initially arrested too so you'd think she must have done something since she obviously didn't assault him after he hit her. Then his dirtbag attorney comes out with his hypothetical, "Let's say she hit him over and over and he finally hit her back" routine and suddenly that's what people think…

Even getting 25 points Carson Palmer finds a way to lose the game. Sounds about right.

You know I came on here to say you should never trust anyone with that face/haircut combination, especially an attorney but ya know what? Fuck that guy. I bought his story too and as each situation in hindsite got handled worse and worse that story became the reason to justify why. "She hit him repeatedly and…

The only way I'd be thrown is if some insanely hot crush said something about me being cute or something. Then I'd die on the spot.

Beach = ocean. No wonder you don't want to go to the "beach" when the waves are crappy/nonexistent and you're swimming in a pool of still water. And Wisconsin? Jeez, I bet the water isn't warm til Labor Day.

Southern Tier always comes to play

You and I would not get along and I bet you only go to touristy beaches with boardwalks, squeeze into a 2x2 spot between 2 families of 5 that will not stfu, then assume all beaches are as awful as the experience you made for yourself. Find a beach that's not over-crowded with families, get some space for yourself,…

Hello person who apparently doesn't love beaches and/or lives in an area where winter is an inconvenience and not 4 months of hell.

Apparently she spit on him in the video which does warrant an arrest but definitely not a physical attack. He'll probably never play again so good riddance.

Guinness is not good beer and people hate pumpkin beer because it reminds us of the fall which means summer's over which means I hate my life.

Does anyone really think the Ravens owner chats with Trent fucking Dilfer first thing every Monday morning???

Ya. I had this very, very wrong. The systemic failing on every level is just fucking mind-boggling. Why was she arrested? How did he just get that slap on the wrist from the cops? I don't get it...

I spent the last few months defending Ray, saying that the NFL had said they'd seen the tape and that the cops did too and both handed out much softer punishments than anyone would have expected. I said Janay was arrested too and the reports were she was hitting him so he hit her back so it was just as much her fault…

This is a fanbase that chants E-A-G-L-E-S in the subway on a Tuesday in March after going 4-12 the previous season. These fuck sticks chant it in the bathroom at Phillies games while they piss into trashcans and sinks. They chant it at weddings in South Jersey where the men are most likely wearing sweatpants and ties.…

By the way, if you name your team Dallas Cowboys, New England Patriots or any other real team name you should just quit. That's the laziest shit imaginable. Those are the people who auto draft every year, never make roster moves, and play injured/bye guys once they're team is out of it which is usually week 5. Fuck…

eh, the Rice one is just so very lazy