BORING! So fucking boring. Deadspin please post some April Fools NFL moves and let the hot takes ensue. Chip Kelly swaps first round picks and sends Sanchez to the Jets?! WHAT? Pats cut Brady and Browns pick him up to backup Johnny Fucking Football?! HOLY SHIT!!!

You gotta stay fresh.

This is a bad birthday party.

Blatant referee butt-sniffing interference at the one minute mark.

Baptists don't have mass.

The would if they read "The Power Broker." Except he wasn't short-sighted. He was megalomaniacal and hated the people he "served." He actually served himself. That book, or perhaps more mercifully, portions of it, should be standard reading in every high school classroom. It explains why we have the…

Better than The Hunger Games.

I got hit in the face with about an 80 mph fastball squaring to bunt in a Legion game between sophomore and junior year. It smashed a back molar but that was about it. It never even dawned on me to wear a cage, and I didn't have any problems afterwards and made the all-state team senior year. I agree it is all…

He was just distracting you to snap a dick pic.

No. 5 is the weerrrr-rrrst! Seriously, she is the worst.

Patches O'Houlihan replacing Ernie Adams will be the surprise move of the Patriots off-season.

This appears to be a SNAFU with Best Buy. The site says "No Shipping" and under Special Offers "Free Shipping." I tried using zip codes in Phoenix, Connecticut, Chicago, and NYC and it was unavailable. Bait and switch? Maybe you could look into it and let us know.

This appears to be a SNAFU with Best Buy. The site says "No Shipping" and under Special Offers "Free Shipping." I…

No shipping and no store availability within 50 miles of me. Bummer (aka useless internet deal).

No shipping and no store availability within 50 miles of me. Bummer (aka useless internet deal).

I dunno, but if I just won the Super Bowl I would not be partying with a bunch of lily-white bread rich kids with likely hyper-litigious parents. I know it's Beantown but there's gotta be something better to do.

Snatch. Failed it.

Been arrested drunk twice. Getting pinched sober would just be embarrassing.

Did Cowherd call out that Dan Patrick thought Gronk had already won a Super Bowl?

Garbage in = garbage out. Goldfish aren't snack food. They are as essential to life as hydrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, and carbon.

When I was 18 we were playing football in my cousin's backyard at our high school graduation party. I was covering a kickoff (puntoff actually) and I got blocked from behind, straight into the returner raised knee, straight to my jewels. After the initial pain and horror, it literally felt like my nuts had crawled up…

12s can't possibly get more insufferable. Did they ever find out that kid with the vandalized car did it himself to get free sympathy tix to the NFCCG?