Snatch. Failed it.

Been arrested drunk twice. Getting pinched sober would just be embarrassing.

Did Cowherd call out that Dan Patrick thought Gronk had already won a Super Bowl?

Just another Pete Carroll crackpot theory meant to distract us from his Super Bowl-ending goal line play call.

Garbage in = garbage out. Goldfish aren't snack food. They are as essential to life as hydrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, and carbon.

When I was 18 we were playing football in my cousin's backyard at our high school graduation party. I was covering a kickoff (puntoff actually) and I got blocked from behind, straight into the returner raised knee, straight to my jewels. After the initial pain and horror, it literally felt like my nuts had crawled up…

12s can't possibly get more insufferable. Did they ever find out that kid with the vandalized car did it himself to get free sympathy tix to the NFCCG?

Also he's a man.

I vote Boston. Use the Olympics largesse to bring the Northeast Corridor rail network into the 21st century. Such investments will pay dividends long after the Olympics are gone. The notion that LA's public transit system would deliver 80% of spectators is dubious, at best. Also, does LA really have that much more…

This dude should read The Golden Bough.

How many Biebs equal a Gronk?

What happened to that dude to Peterson's left? Is he trying to get out of the TV shot or is AP bowling him over?

Where is this fine dining pizza place that serves family-style Caeser salad and pre-made salad dressing?

How many beers did he chug at once!?!?! The people need to know!

"I bow hunt!"

Stupid.

They keep calling me!

Go back to Gawker.

I'll check the Hop River Motel outside Willimantic, CT tonight, chances are high.

Burns would have pinch hit a lefty for him.