This has been the best thing to happen on the Jeter farewell tour and Joe can't even let us enjoy it.

Read Kingdom of Fear.

Better than defending a fiancee/wife beater in a court of law/public opinion?

I live two towns from the UCONN campus. There are two Fieros parked in the driveway up the street from me. One runs, the other is on cinder blocks with all the wheels off and the engine sitting on blocks next to it. I hope this guy is renting the basement apartment with a Judas Priest poster on the wall.

I've been tweeting Sandy Alderson furiously to sign this kid.

All of them are retarded.

What this article misses is that this equipment did not succeed in bringing peaceful and stable governments to Iraq or Afghanistan. If the shit hits the fan in the US, what makes them think they will help here?

The opposing pitcher threw over 200 pitches in a state tournament game my junior year. We won in extra innings and the opposing coach destroyed a bag of quick-dry in their dugout. I played with the kid that summer and our Legion coach wouldn't let him throw for 3 weeks. Some coaches have perspective, some don't.

Meat the Mets, meat the Mets, step right up and shit your pants! Bring the kiddies, bring your wife; guaranteed to drop the deuce of your life!

I'm sorry I thought this was America?

Quit bitching about the unwritten rules of baseball and just post the video of David Price getting hit in the jewels with a line drive.

It would have been better if Horwitz or Alderson slipped in "Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature"

Thank you for this. Now please find out the origin of the football-playing-robot Fox mascot (I call him Foxil Roboticus). Frankly, I am amazed that they have gotten so much life out of him and his seemingly pointless futuristic laser shield. His story would make a great human interest piece.