This video…. has gained momentum.

This video…. has gained momentum.

[cautiously]

[cautiously]

1. Jessica, the Hot Little Chorine
1a. Derek
1b. Anyone who's played by an actual Broadway actor
2. Eileen
3. The other chorus members
….
….
….
984,874,872,907,981,907,441,180,974,857,110,402.  Leo
984,874,872,907,981,907,441,180,974,857,110,403.  Ellis

1. Jessica, the Hot Little Chorine
1a. Derek
1b. Anyone who's played by an actual Broadway actor
2. Eileen
3. The other chorus members
….
….
….
984,874,872,907,981,907,441,180,974,857,110,402.  Leo
984,874,872,907,981,907,441,180,974,857,110,403.  Ellis

Let's keep the faith.  Maybe Leo will be kidnapped in the first episode, and it will be revealed that Ellis kidnapped him, and they'll both die in a hail of police gunfire.

Let's keep the faith.  Maybe Leo will be kidnapped in the first episode, and it will be revealed that Ellis kidnapped him, and they'll both die in a hail of police gunfire.

Klaus is going to have his own German television spin-off, "THE MEETING OF THE MOTHER WILL NOW PROCEED IN AN ORDERLY FASHION".

I think I've now completely turned the corner on Smash, because I just loved this episode.  The good parts were pretty good; the terrible parts were even better.  I think this show entertains me more when it's being bad (Leo, Ellis, Leo, Julia's stalker/rapist/lover issues, Leo, and Leo).

I've decided to let you be my…… staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Anyone else get a huuuuuuge "Simple Jack" vibe off of Andy's janitorial performance?

That's not even the joke.  The joke is that he's obviously gay (or at least a bit man-curious) to everyone except Angela.

They could pair it with MILF Island.

My money's on Paddington, because everyone knows Clifford is really deep into drum & bass.

I'm anxious to hear Paddington's crimping.

We don't cover incidentals — so keep your hands off the minibar.

Here she is on Google Maps, in all her salvagable glory:

Space racquetball…. is totally cancelled.  (And all other events are pending.)

Did you fall asleep watching "Glee" again?