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They're replacing him with Mickey Rooney, who will discuss a variety of topical real-life issues and somehow relate all of them to Judy Garland.

Some random thoughts:
— This is the most stylistically incoherent musical I've ever heard.  We're period!  We're contemporary!  We're Cats!  Marc, please find a groove and stick to it…
— Doesn't Julie live in the Jersey burbs?  So in the middle of the night, dressed braless in a man's shirt and jeans, she just happens

I love the insane brilliance / brilliant insanity that went into the "connect all of TV to Tommy's dream" theory that's in the linked article…. except that there's one glaring logical flaw in it.

I 99% love the Jack/Kayleigh relationship, because Moretz plays it so damn well.  (I can't believe she's only 15.)  The 1% non-love is…. she looks JUUUUUST enough like a young Liz Banks that I'm vaguely afraid Jack is going to try and bang her.

I sort of assumed that part of the joke was that Kenneth was bleeping out perfectly ordinary words, thereby making Tracy seem even dirtier than he was.

THAT'S who he was!!!! I knew I knew him from somewhere….

Maybe it's just me, but the way they had Hayes made up/dresses as Buddy was giving me a huge Rick Astley vibe.  I truly felt that he wanted us to be together forever, and never to part.

This is the story of Captain Jack Tonto

And then they put her in a TOS outfit in the Tribbles episode, and all was forgiven.

I'm holding out for a release of the oft-rumored It puts The Lotion on its skin / Or it gets The Hose again / I've got your Fucking Dog down here / Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket .   I hear it rocks.

"Make it Terra Nova vs. Giant Octopus and we've got a deal."

My wife was trying to explain something when that came on, and I had to throw my hands up and say "ALL THAT IS IN MY MIND IS LEMMY."

I recounted your story during the three-way I was having last night with Kate Upton and Dame Judi Dench.  Oh, how we laughed….

Told ya Julia wasn't going to get the baby! The deus ex machilda was horribly clunky, though.

Keep in mind that Cee-Lo actually does, from time to time, find and develop talent in the real world, unlike Blake/Xtina/TheWhitestGuyUKnow.  I think he's just looking for a challenge, or trying to stroke his ego in an "I can even make this hack sound good" fashion.

I picture the Dream Theater as being on the grounds of the Dream Academy, being watched over by the benevolent Dream Police….

I do not risk my hard-won Dawesers willy-nilly, good sir.

"No 4-month-old babies covered with synthetic birth gook were harmed in the making of this episode."

Julia's Stare of Death in the nursery was awesome.  Erika Christensen has always done "borderline psychotic" so well…  Also, she's not getting the baby.

I have Jewish friends named Wilson.  You seem to forget that a lot of Polish/Ukranian Jews wound up at Ellis Island in the 20s, 30s, and 40s with names like "Woljyniazc" and such, whereupon the immigration official checking them in off the boat would say something along the lines of "Fuck it — you're 'Wilson' now."