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Waaah, too bad. He's an actor, not a director or editor. His job is to read his lines in front of the camera. He's acting like a prima donna and making it sound like the film could have been saved if his incredible performance hadn't been cut. Gimme a break.

He's still cute, just insufferable is all.

Wow. Well, different strokes, I guess.

YES on Mommie Dearest. His commentary is wonderful.

I can't imagine not enjoying Crybaby if you like Hairspray. It's not quite as happy-go-lucky, but still fairly lightweight and has some great songs.

"Ruffles"

I think football leagues have an exclusive deal on that one.

I thought the mob was heavy on the waterfront because the longshoremen were one of the most powerful unions, and could control the shipping.

"Fortunate Son"? But this isn't even a Vietnam movie! What an unconventional subversion!

All the better to sell an Unrated Director's Extended Ultimate Cut Limited Edition Blu-ray/DVD.

I mean, you wouldn't want to tell me, of course.

Odd turn of phrase made worse with poor grammar.

Most single episodes of Preacher have been better than all of the non-Nolan DC movies.

Honestly, being merely mediocre is a greater offense than being outright awful.

B-but Nazis are worse than everything, don't you get it? Nazis! Bad!

I think it's a florid way to say she has green eyes.

I'm willing to extend the benefit of the doubt to a man who (with Tsui Hark) created some of the greatest HK martial arts operas of the 1990s. Should you pass on this, I highly recommend The Blade (aka Dao), it's a tremendously satisfying film.

You see, cis hetero men be all like this, but cis hetero women be all like THIS.

I'm fairly certain that most people under 30 *are* scandalized by pubic hair, unfortunately.

Harmon minus 50+ lbs and a crippling drinking problem.