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So Netflix should slow everything down and dole out shows 1 episode at a time to make your job easier?  Ok Grandpa, sure thing.  And we’ll make sure these newfangled horseless carriages never go faster than walking speed so your job shoveling horseshit is protected forever!  

I’ve read this twice and I’m still not entirely sure what the point of this rant is. That people prefer comfort food over new stuff? Well, sure. That’s been the case since TV began. (And I’ll always have a Law & Order on when I’m doing chores.) Netflix wants people to stay home and watch Netflix? Well, duh. It’s hard…

You are missing the important bit here. Did the community win the Village of the Year Award?

That sounds a lot like journalism to me.  

BBC America: over 20 years of Star Trek Re-runs!

All she wanted was a burger, just one burger!  And he wouldn’t give it to her!  Just a burger!

I usually do orange vanilla coke at the freestyle machine at the movie theater.  I guess they were spying on my habits in the interest of market research.

Look, this is the only guy I want to hear about Micro Mobility from.

I now realize Pittsburgh plays a key role in the original batshit article, but you’re going to lead with a photo of the Roberto Clemente Bridge, wouldn’t it make sense to give its connection the slightest bit of context this post???

Get that straw man outta hear before someone sets that on fire.

somebody didn’t block the guy they were supposed to block

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

This happens all the time in basketball and has for years.