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What in the blue fuck is Jenny McCarthy doing there? And why would anyone in their right mind give attention to anything she’s a part of?

“I have no idea what factors actually led to this happening, but I will still insert my preferred political position.”

You know what’s fucked? This fucking guy, who apparently works for the railway or the electrical company, and doesn’t even flinch when the arms don’t go down and the train nearly flattens a cop. 

I have been so looking forward to this coming out and hopefully bombing and going away as soon as possible because of the absolute deluge of previews at movie theaters and promos for this sub-Hallmark Channel piece of mawkish drivel I’ve had to suffer through on YouTube for what seems like at least a whole year. I

A LOT of stories don’t make the nightly news, slugger.

She’s dressed in yellow

Aside from the ice as our medium, there is no comparison between our sports.

All you very good not-quites, ‘tis dawn of new day-
You Dykstras, Delgados, Ellis Burks and Ron Cey,
Jeff Kent and Mark Grace, Gil Hodges and Keith,
Justice, Gonzalii (Adrian and Luis),
Crime Dog and Murphy, each and every Alou,
Strawberry, Sosa, and John Olerud,
Munson, Posada, Clarks Jack and Will;
With Baines now

little Damien and Regan

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the

The government stepping in and saying you can’t say “girl or boy” is a bit too authoritarian for my taste. 

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Howard Cosell was many things but to call him racist is grossly inaccurate. Yes, there was the unfortunate little monkey contest, but Cosell took many stands for equal rights during his career and took a lot of crap for it too. Cosell was a life-long Democrat, a close personal friend of Jackie Robinson, and backed

Haley leaving the Browns parking lot...

Just a reminder that the NL Central can still end up in a 3 way tie! If the Cubs lose the next two with the Pirates, Cards win tonight and then sweep the Cubs and the Brewers get swept by Detroit...

Wouldn’t the batter still be able to hear the catcher say “slider, off the outside corner?” I mean you can still hear someone when they’re talking into a microphone.

The chase was wildly forgettable, but the movie was tolerable and might have been good if they dropped the whole Blofeld-is-Bond’s-brother story line.

“...you place your order and pay at a counter and then they bring you your slices.”