Aside from the ice as our medium, there is no comparison between our sports.

All you very good not-quites, ‘tis dawn of new day-
You Dykstras, Delgados, Ellis Burks and Ron Cey,
Jeff Kent and Mark Grace, Gil Hodges and Keith,
Justice, Gonzalii (Adrian and Luis),
Crime Dog and Murphy, each and every Alou,
Strawberry, Sosa, and John Olerud,
Munson, Posada, Clarks Jack and Will;
With Baines now…

little Damien and Regan

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

The government stepping in and saying you can’t say “girl or boy” is a bit too authoritarian for my taste. 

Howard Cosell was many things but to call him racist is grossly inaccurate. Yes, there was the unfortunate little monkey contest, but Cosell took many stands for equal rights during his career and took a lot of crap for it too. Cosell was a life-long Democrat, a close personal friend of Jackie Robinson, and backed…

Haley leaving the Browns parking lot...

Just a reminder that the NL Central can still end up in a 3 way tie! If the Cubs lose the next two with the Pirates, Cards win tonight and then sweep the Cubs and the Brewers get swept by Detroit...

Wouldn’t the batter still be able to hear the catcher say “slider, off the outside corner?” I mean you can still hear someone when they’re talking into a microphone.

The chase was wildly forgettable, but the movie was tolerable and might have been good if they dropped the whole Blofeld-is-Bond’s-brother story line.

“...you place your order and pay at a counter and then they bring you your slices.”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

The arresting officer..

Who wore it better?

Insert obligatory George Foreman reference here.

Watch John Oliver’s car loan segment.

Damn. Being the most entertaining man on TV for two decades is now called being mediocre.