Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!

“If you throw food at a restaurant employee, you will be arrested.”

My favorite ways that video games make failure matter is by not making failure matter. I feel like in a lot of cases, punishment for failure just feels like a holdover for when punishment for failure was to make you put more quarters. I feel like unless a game does something really interesting with failure, like the…

that’ll make for an awkward Chik-Fil-A Peach Bowl press conference

Now that you mention it, probably not a good idea to share a helmet design with the Delaware Blue Hens either.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Front loading washer.

Here’s a better plan. Pay them like the employees they are and allow them to earn outside income including from their own likeness as any other worker can do.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

I am partial to the MATN YOLO run, which is no healing/no companions/permadeath.

He shouldn’t have asked for a litre of cola.

John Strong was eating at Jake’s Famous Crawfish, a Portland, Oregon institution since 1892

YOU GO NOW!

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

They lost to Trinidad & Tobago

What is autopilot for?

At least this person had a backup plan.

The one thing I always hate is the depiction of the idea that it’s the players versus the DM. Either the sadistic killer DM gleefully stomping his player’s hopes and dreams, or the rules lawyer players destroying the DM’s carefully-wrought game world.